On Thursday, Tiger Woods golfed his worst game ever!

Tiger mixed eight bogeys, a triple bogey and a birdie to finish 10 shots off the lead, tied in 152nd place and above just two players, U.S. rookie Rich Berberian Jr. and world # 9 Rickie Fowler.

“The bright side is at least I kicked Rickie’s butt today,” Woods told reporters with a nod and a grin.

Fowler, who hit 13-over-par round of 81, was playing in the same group as Woods and South African Louis Oosthuizen, who fared just slightly better with a 77.

“I think we were all just happy to be upright, alive and moving on with the day,” Fowler also joked.

Woods’ shocking opener left a host of commentators searching for the right words to truly capture the awfulness of it.